LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS

Yes, wretched mortal, I am thy God of Art!!! Subscribe to my YouTube channel, and smash that like button, so thou dost not get smited. Plus, I am thy God of archery, music, and dance. Mine own godly twerking puts Megan Thee Stallion to shame! Also, I am thy God of truth and prophecy, healing and diseases, the Sun and light, and poetry. Liketh it not? Too many things-eth? WELL, TOO F***ING-ETH BAD!!!
Apollo-Gize for Nothing

Specs

• 1. NO SLIP: We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
• 2. NO BOUNCE: Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
• 3. ALL POLARIZED: Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
• 4. NO LEOPARDS: Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).