LIL F*KIN GOODRS: SMALLER IS BALLER
Riddle us this. JUMBO shrimp are supposed to be the pinnacle of shrimp cocktail, yeah? But where's the love for average, normal, maybe slightly shrimpy shrimp?! A rim of a shrimp cocktail glass can only hold SO many shrimp, so theoretically you could consume MORE shrimp if you use smaller shrimp? OK, it's a stretch but what can we say? Shrimpin' ain't easy.
If you've ever been turned away from a roller coaster for being too short to ride, you know...
It ain't easy out here for a shrimp.
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